There’s a fine line between being thrifty and being taken for granted — and darling, I walk that line in heels. The phrase “I might be cheap but I’m not easy” isn’t just a declaration; it’s a lifestyle. It’s the anthem of anyone who knows how to stretch a dollar without stretching their dignity. Because let’s face it — being affordable doesn’t mean being available.
We live in a world obsessed with bargains. Everyone wants a deal, a discount, a two‑for‑one emotional connection. But some things — like self‑respect, good taste, and a properly mixed martini — should never go on sale. I’ve learned that the hard way, usually somewhere between agreeing to “just help out” and realising I’ve accidentally become the unpaid project manager of someone else’s chaos.
Being “cheap” is often misunderstood. It’s not about cutting corners; it’s about knowing value. I’ll happily reuse a candle jar, repurpose a photo backdrop, and hunt down a sale like it’s an Olympic sport. But when it comes to my time, creativity, or emotional bandwidth — honey, those are premium items. You can’t get them with a coupon.
And yet, people will try. They’ll ask for “just a quick favour,” “a little advice,” or “a tiny tweak” that somehow turns into a full‑blown production. They’ll compliment your talent while quietly hoping you’ll do it for exposure — as if exposure pays the rent. Spoiler: it doesn’t. I might be cheap, but I’m not easy. You can’t charm your way into free labour with a wink and a latte.
Of course, there’s joy in being resourceful. There’s pride in making something beautiful out of nothing — a bit of glitter, a dash of humour, and a whole lot of attitude. It’s the queer art of survival: turning limitations into style. But that doesn’t mean I’m a clearance rack personality. I’m bespoke, darling. Handmade. Ethically sourced. Occasionally sarcastic.
So yes, I’ll find the best deal on a flight, I’ll DIY a photoshoot with a lamp and a dream, and I’ll laugh at my own misfortunes like they’re part of the show. But when it comes to my boundaries, my worth, and my creative sparkle — those are full price. No markdowns. No refunds.
Because being “cheap” is about saving money. Being “easy” is about giving it away. And I’m far too fabulous for that kind of economy.